SYS://ALERT_LEVEL_RED
● LIVE TRACKING
⚠ WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED SEARCH DETECTED
404: CHUCK NORRIS
NOT FOUND
You don't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finds you.
Our servers detected an attempt to locate his coordinates. Your IP has been logged.
System shutdown initiated. You have been warned.
// CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE REPORT
Accessing restricted database...
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